dragon age origins

swissoctopus:

So I was watching an extended trailer for this on Gametrailers…I’ll find it in a second…and apparently you can have sex with any race in it. Kelly, I might have to join you in this…is it 4 player co-op?

You didn’t tell me you could have sex with dwarves!!! This changes EVERYTHING!

I’ve never heard of this game but I must concur that sex with dwarves changes everything, regardless of what that everything may in fact be.

Sex. With. Dwarves.

That’s it, I’m most definitely gonna buy this game.

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I bought this game and within 15 minutes of play I had sex with two dwarves. Consecutively. And they both looked like...
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Sex With Dwarves - Next generation gaming at it’s finest.
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My stepdad is all about this game. Hopefully it’s not because of the sex with dwarves thing. I’m pretty stoked about...
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Terrorbirds, “Sex With Dwarves”
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Sex. With. Dwarves. That’s it, I’m most definitely gonna buy this game.
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I’ve never heard of...must concur that...everything,...
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